#hc big salmon
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wheatgrasswatcher · 11 months ago
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I’m cackling! So what your telling me is that Doc is trying to get a Wood Monopoly, only for Big Salmon (Skizz & Beef), the two people he just blew up the other week, to have the other half of the Monopoly. And now he has to work with them!
And not only that! but Doc is only doing this as revenge against the server for banning sand duping, (by forcing the other hermits to grind for Sand) since he’s making Sand be the only payment method for his Wood Monopoly. Which means Sand is about to become super important to the Hermitcraft economy and whoever has the Sand Permit is about to become very very rich. And can you guess who got the Sand Permit?
The #1 Capitalist Manipulator in all of Hermitcraft!
GoodTimesWithScar
Listen, I couldn’t even begin to tell you how this series of events is going to play out, but I can tell you right now it’s going to be absolutely hilarious.
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transfemzedaph · 1 year ago
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big salmon i guess
+ the "email"
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sprinklesharkie · 8 months ago
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hermitcraft/ traffic text posts :3
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hiding-under-the-willow · 1 year ago
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Obsessed with Beef and his repeated instances of ending up as an animal themed mob boss while trying to settle down somewhere peaceful
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love-death-and-desert · 9 months ago
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salmon
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give-grian-rights · 1 year ago
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Grian didn't have any really bad moments from what I remember but i've watched him, Cleo and Joel so far. insane day.
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notscarsafe · 9 months ago
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YO, TCG is BACK? New alter ego cards? Skizz and Joel are getting cards!? Get hype?!?!
(Not clickbait!! Go watch Vintagebeef's latest episode!!)
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teddybearsandspaceships · 11 months ago
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I´m delighted to find out that it was Cleo´s idea to "decorate" the hour glass and who approached Big Salmon to help.
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alicenotalice · 9 months ago
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Salmon lore salmon lore salmon lore!!!
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headacheshirt · 9 months ago
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Big Salmon is real, they got me too
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foggysilverfeathers · 8 months ago
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Fake HC 10 dashboard mayhaps??
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Reminder to love yourself! Smell the trees! Everything will be okay in the end 😊 ☀️
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nvm gem ran out of pickles im depressed again
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I RESTOCKED THIS MORNING HOW HAVE YOU ALREADY SOLD ME OUT
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day 126 without a mending book
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uM hey @.hpo-official could i ask why you havent' received my messages?/? Every calsl Ive made just puts me on holdd
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Sorry about that, sir. Admin error. I'll speak to my manager.
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...hELLO?
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lmao they deactivated what a loser
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Remember there's a person behind every poor worker! I see you bullies in the notes
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@/mending-book-fanatic is a hermit permit office spy confirmed??
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Guys everyone agrees that purpur is cheap and beautiful and godlike and everyone should go buy it right now this second *sweats*
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I feel like I'm missing something...
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SHE HAS EYES EVERYWHERE BDUBS
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Joel!
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If I don’t respond within the hour assume she got me
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anyone know a good shop for ethically-sourced wood?? i normally shop at big wood but ive heard things about a mafia :/
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That is absolutely NOT true!! If anything you should be targeting the crypto scheme at Big Wood,,
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aaaand this is why you should never trust businessmen in red suits
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says the one compensating with a massive HOURGLASS of all things
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Actually @.big-salmon Xisuma_voyd made a really well-explained video here going into detail about all of the shady elements of Big Wood, it's worth a watch.
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To answer the original question OP here are some safer (privately owned!) shops :)
Gem's Moss Shop (azaleas for sale which can be bonemealed)
Bdub's Bamboo Shop (bamboo wood is a good eco-friendly alternative to your typical spruce or oak)
The Purr-purr bus (if you're okay with having slightly more exotic trees, from the End)
Hope this helped! <3
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Why would you pay diamonds for less when you could just pay a few grains of sand for the best quality wood in the shopping district? You people confuse me
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actually the Purr-purr bus isn't ethical at all!! ive heard they blackmail people into giving them sails!!!
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*sales
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SHUDDUP
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:(
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day 131 without a mending book
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day 164 without a mending book
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Grian you know you can get free mending books at the cat cafe right
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it's not the same
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I need to be able to smell the breath of the sea between its sodden pages
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continue along the same path and you'll soon be facing villager unions
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Friendly reminder that not everyone wakes up at 2am, so please tag your Pearldle spoilers for at least a few hours!!
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skill issue tbh
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hallo how flirt with pretty girl time sensitive question
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sell them something
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bribe diamonds
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kill them
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okay will do!!!!
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wait
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Happy pride month to lgbtqia+ people of all ages, genders and sexualities, you're all so valid and so loved <3 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ ❤🧡💛💚💙💜
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<3
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I'm making a rainbow beacon for pride, come look for it! i'll be with it by my husband @ renthedog's hole all week
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*HOLE
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*HOME
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WAIT I ACCIDENTALLY TAGGED IT
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um.
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etho is just kakashi on maple syrup send post
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almost forgot to add important additional difference! etho is also obsessed with me
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sqtorux · 7 months ago
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sweeter than sweet!
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ꨄ︎ summary. [req!] candy necklaces are meant to be eaten anyway, no matter how pretty.
ꨄ︎ desc. fluffy fluff; hc of jjk boys (yuji, megumi, yuta and toge)
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yuji loves the idea when you bring up making candy necklaces; he always adores every intimate time spent with you. colourful rings of candy spawled onto the table, carefully set up according to their colours. the both of you got carried away making the them though— chatting about anything and everything while snacking on several candies which were supposed to go through the string–you find them melting in your mouth instead. in the end, only one necklace was completed and yuji lets you wear it until the both of you decided to just finish eating it altogether. that was why it was made for after all right?
megumi smiled to himself when he saw you wearing a candy necklace you got as a freebie from supporting a little kid's lemonade stand. he asks about it immediately because he notices every detail of you. it might seem innocent—the way his gaze travelled from your eyes to your neck where the necklace rests but he had other plans in mind. his fingers wrap themselves around the necklace, gently tugging on it and bringing your faces just inches apart. "seems sweet. can i have a taste?" you nod but megumi makes no move towards the necklace. his lips land on yours.
yuta was the one who suggested making it yourselves actually. he thought it would be a cute date idea and he was right. he came prepared too, with the colourful candies laid out on a small plate, he strings them together one after the other. his furrowed brows upon concentrating earns a chuckle from you — his expression melts into one of a big shy grin. giggles and soft laughters fill the room. who said playing with candy is just for kids anyway?
toge gives you an unamused look when you ramble on about a very lame joke along the lines of your suggested activity being candies and not rice ball ingredients. "you're not going to hold one of these and say ‘salmon cod roe’ or something right?" your snort only makes his eyes roll. you should really be thankful for his cursed speech because if he could talk, he'd end you in a sentence.
but since toge is so considerate he pops one candy in his mouth instead, savoring the sweet taste. you're not done yet teasing him though, "does it taste... like kelp?" you snicker. he's had enough of your lame puns so he pulls you closer by your arms and without giving you time to think, he crashes his lips into yours, the candy travels from his mouth to yours with an expert ease as he pulls away with a smirk. "tuna" he says at your dumbstruck expression, popping another candy into his mouth.
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* if you want the meaning for toge's safe words/onigiri glossary used here, you can read them as follows:
salmon cod roe: to grab attention; "hey look here"
kelp: greeting
tuna: focus
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*a/n: this has been in my drafts for far too long, almost a month which also explains the blue theme but i finally FINALLY got around to finishing this. to the anon who requested this, i can't reply to your ask right now since you also requested another one which is an smau. i will link this and that one to your ask when im done with it!! thankyou for requesting and for being so patient with me. im so sorry i made you wait this long.
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accidentwithapen · 1 year ago
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PLEZ
GIB
THE BEEF THAT IS VINTAGE
TY
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im. actually not sure if ive ever drawn beef before... like there was that one yugioh panel i did for hc tcg but otherwise???? anyways i love this guy, his big salmon bit had me in tears it was great!!!
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bloomstream · 5 days ago
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omg haiii i love ur works sm hihi, i just read ur love language hc and i rlly enjoyed that!!!
sero's part there was so good that it made me sleep ????
this sounds quite silly, but can you do hcs/drabbles of them turning into cats
I've only seen such with more popular characters, but never with sero 😓 he needs more love and im running out of sero fics..
u can include who you want too!!
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⋆˚࿔ chasing paws
— includes : sero & shinsou
𓂃 ★ 𓈒 a/n: this request is so cute and i need more sleep! ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) photos of the cats i’m referencing are linked to their names!
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⋆˚࿔ h.sero
black american shorthair, thick coat, long whiskers. grey eyes. has the sharpest claws ever. big ears, like humorously big.
super playful cat! always doing zoomies and climbing. will pounce on anything that moves. loves playing with string and feathers. catnip fein. attacks your couch like it’s a villian. he’s pretty jumpy too; likes to play peekaboo around the house.
short, chirpy meows. he gets along with other cats well; loves playfully wrestling them. overall very social and outgoing.
fairly clingy to you. rubs his head on your leg when he wants to get your attention. draws out his meows when you haven’t feed him yet. pawing your face in the morning and kneading your blankets. if he’s really comfortable and wants to be pet he’ll roll around on his back like a dog.
definitely tries to nip at your food when you’re not looking. favorite fish is salmon. fast and messy eater.
sleeps literally anywhere. on your lap, behind the tv, under the council, on the table, anywhere. likes to sleep on his side, no survival instincts at all.
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⋆˚࿔ h.shinsou
grey nebelung, long, soft coat, cat thumbs! deep green eyes. small ears and really soft paws. smaller than the average cat.
chill and well behaved cat. slow walk and a deep, low purr. loves loaf. good with kittens! likes playing with other cats but prefers to be with his human! hides your hair ties as socks under your bed when he’s bored.
100% a lap cat, spends half of his nap time there. sleeps more during the day than not. unlike human shinsou, cat shinsou sleeps a lot!
more of a scratcher than a biter. like plants and dirt and lowkey yearns for the outdoors. constantly staring outside at birds and people. likes walks, yes walks. tries to be friends with birds. like playing with those cat ball tracks and mouse toys.
likes having a little bit of whatever your eating to feel included. favorite fish is tuna.
likes to sleep where it’s warm; near heater, on your laptop, or cuddled up in blankets. sleeps with his paws covering his eyes. occasionally sleeps on your belly or tucked into the corner of your shoulder. stretches a lot in his sleep.
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hiding-under-the-willow · 8 months ago
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Needed enrichment in my enclosure, ended up with salmon dress, no I do not have any better caption for this <3
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y0urzayn3 · 1 year ago
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Bf!Tomioka Hcs
Tomioka Giyuu x Fem!Reader
Tw - Nsfw at the end, Demon Slayer Spoilers
Let me know if I missed any!
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Sfw:
- Tomioka had a rough childhood, losing his sister and best friend. Due to this, I think he would be hesitant to open up to someone new.
- When he does, he might be a little more affectionate and gentle. He’ll start with longer conversations before physical touch though.
- He’ll probably deny his feelings for you at first claiming that he’s too busy with his work to be in a relationship. But he knows damn well he’s down bad for you.
- Due to his work, you would most likely be a demon slayer yourself, perhaps a Hashira too.
- Shinobu probably noticed his lingering gaze on you during meetings and teases him about it.
- When you start dating he would not make it public instantly, but the Hashira would find out that something is going on between you two.
- Igoru and Sanemi 100% pull you to the side randomly and ask you how you fell for someone with that “I’m different from you” attitude.
- IF THEY KNEW 😭
- He often places soft kisses on your forehead and calls you baby or love.
- When you go out for missions alone he’s worried sick. Though he usually tags along-
- “What do you mean you want to do this mission alone?”
- His idea of dates would definitely be small picnics by lakes. He’s worried sick that you don’t like his choices
- If you get injured, he’ll visit the butterfly mansion and tell you how you need to be more careful.
- Pls call him “Yuu” he’ll melt in your arms.
- Cuddle bug and Big Spoon
Nsfw -
- Soft dom
- He’s always praising you, he rarely degrades
- His favourite position is definitely missionary, he loves to pound into you as you wrap your legs around his waist
- Kink - I just know he has a praise kink himself. Please tell him how good he’s doing, he needs to hear it
- I feel because of the era he comes from he doesn’t have much experience with toys, but he’ll try for you!
- I don’t think Tomioka is very experienced, so he’ll need to suck or bite your skin to hide his adorable whimpers. If you tell him to be louder he’ll let out some cute moans near your ears.
- But his thrusts are hard and fast, he’s slapping us hips against yours, betraying his voice. He, and the other Hashira have monstrous amounts of stamina, so good luck keeping up-
- But the aftercare is so worth it. He’ll run a warm bath for you, massage you where you’re sore and even share his salmon daikon with you. What more could you ask for?
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Belongs to @y0urzayn3, please don’t steal my work!
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